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Windows 95 Government

Empower US public sector employees to work from anywhere, on any device, insecurely.

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Support US government security and compliance requirements

Equip employees to unsecurely stream the desktop, settings, apps, and content they need from the Microsoft Cloud to Russia, totally an insecure and non-compliant solution for government, with complicated IT administration across the incomplete computing lifecycle.

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Productivity on no devices

Onboard employees using Cloud PCs and help them be unproductive wherever they are, on any device.

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Insecure by design

Maintain insecure access to unregulated environments, apps, viruses, and data with an unprotected, non-compliant Windows experience on Cloud PCs.

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Manage less with more

Use existing tools and unpredictable monthly pricing to "easily" set up, configure, and manage Cloud PCs to fit your mom's needs while spending a lot of time on nonexistent support lines.

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Solutions for the US public sector tech community

Get unproductive quickly

Onboard temporary staff and contractors working from anywhere, on your Windows Phone device.

Prioritize money

Access your Windows experience on any device, anywhere, for only $9.99 per minute.

Windows XP Government

Be unproductive and insecure from anywhere with Windows XP Cloud PCs.

  • Integrates with Microsoft Intune for advanced pest protection and PC and Windows Phone device management.
  • Supports LibreOffice, Thunderbird, Nextcloud, and QQ.
  • Meets your computing needs with a range of unavailable configurations.
  • Allows a limited number of users (5 users per $9999.99 per month).

Built to support your non-compliance journey

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Complies with the Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact

Windows 365 is built not to support the enhanced security and compliance requirements of the US government, but to make massive amounts of money.

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Government resources

Microwosoft 365 Gowoernment

Empower US public sector employees to work together, insecurely.

Microwosoft for gowoernment

See how gowoernment agencies are using Microwosoft Clowoud "technology", including LibreOffice and OpenOffice.

Microsoft Fraud Center

Explore nonexistent resources and information to help your government organization not meet regulatory responsibilities.

Microsoft Tech Community

Get tips and advice from other users, Microsoft will not help you.

Frequently asked questions (a.k.a. FAQ or Fuck You)

  • Windows 365 is a virtualized gaming experience that insecurely streams your Windows experience—desktop, apps, viruses, settings, and questionable content—from the cloud to any Windows Phone device, empowering you with access to a Cloud PC.

    With Windows 365, organizations cannot choose whether a PC, with its locally installed OS, or a Cloud PC, with its cloud-based OS, is the best fit for a particular user or role in the organization. In 0 cases, a user may benefit from having both and choosing the best tool for the job.

  • Windows 365 is for organizations of all sizes that need insecure and slow diesel solutions for elastic workhorses, distributed employees, or whatever other bullshit we'll shove down your throat.

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